No on Newsom! No on M! Mary 4 Mayor! Massive Mobilization!

Join Gay Shame and Other Radical Newsom Foes to Denounce Political Scapegoating, Political Panhandling, and Attacks on the Homeless!

PLEASE FORWARD FAR AND WIDE!!!
THIS IS THE MASSIVE MOBILIZATION!!!

Gay Shame, The Virus in the System, sponsors
MARY'S CAMPAIGN KICKOFF PARTY
NO ON NEWSOM
NO ON M
Friday October 24, 2003
5pm

Meet at Geary and Mason Streets, near the luxurious Ruby Skye, where Gavin and his goons will be throwing a $10,000 fundraiser to fund their new attack on poor people: Proposition M, which effectively criminalizes almost all forms of panhandling.

Mary will be presenting her platform to the voters and rallying San Francisco to oppose Newsom for Mayor, and further attacks on the cities most vulnerable population (AKA Prop M).

Food, music, dacing, ridiculous and crazed entertainment, gavin, gavin, gavin

this is a free event

all are welcomed and encouraged

mary's endorsements include the following:

Terrorists Against Gavin (T.A.G.)
Riff-raff Against Gavin (R.A.G.)
Gays Against Gavin (G.A.G.)
Fashionistas Against Gavin (F.A.G.)
Parents and Friends of Lesbians Against Gavin (P.F.L.A.G.) Patty Hearst, aka Tania
and the remaining members of the Symbionese Liberation Army

Mary's Platform:

All members of the SFPD and any other law enforcement agency will be used as nutritious compost to fertilize Golden Gate Park.

Mary supports terrorism in all its forms…as long as the right people get hurt!!

This city will be run by homeless hookers and tweaker thieves, not willie brown and his army of lying bureaucrats.

Last year over 169 homeless people dies on the streets of San Francisco. This year 16,900 rich fascist politicians will take their places.

Proposition XXX: All politicians who aggressively panhandle to the rich will be forced to remove the radioactive waste from beneath the Hunter’s Point Naval Ship Yard with their bare hands in the nude.

Unemployed activists will be given productive employment throwing rocks and boulders through the windows of all live-work loft-style condominiums until all loft owners are forced to take shelter in the bay.

Pacific Heights will be converted into a squatted village. 2870 Pacific Ave, the former residence of Gavin and Kimberly Newsom will be turned into a 24 hour no hold barred ecstatic queer orgy space. Unfortunately, the Newsom’s will not be allowed to attend.

Gavin will be placed in a glass box with his eyelids kept open, where someone will ask him over and over again, until eternity, “Do you have any spare change”. After each request, he will be required to reach into his pocket and hand over a $100 bill.

This militaristic display of Fleet Week will be ceased and instead, all of the Blue Angels will be flown into the sides of large buildings downtown.

Mary uncompromisingly supports the metric system.

The trans-America pyramid downtown will become the national center for trans-liberation.

A new marriage/domestic partnership tax will be levied. The funds will go towards providing universally available sex reassignment surgery.

All animals in the zoo will be set free and they will reclaim their instinctual desire to be herbivorous.

All members of the Golden Gate Restaurant Association will be forced to convert their restaurants to free soup kitchens.

Graffiti will be promoted and funded in all its forms by the Hotel Council in order to cover up all unsightly advertising.

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